The Snake Toilet

Warning: This story is not for the weak of stomach!!!

So a couple weeks ago one of the Idiot Potatoheads that are living in this house thought it'd be a good idea to put paper towels down the toilet...
AMATEUR MISTAKE.

Even more idiotic considering the fact that it had happened a couple weeks before AND the toilet had gotten clogged and we had a tenant discussion about the situation: NO MORE PAPER TOWELS DOWN THE TOILETS.

Apparently, they don't learn.
They DO drink.

So someone partied hard and couldn't keep it all down. Managed to make it into the 1st floor bathroom though - Unknown substances & papertowels were found clogging the toilet the next morning.

** Fast forward to Yesterday **

Plumber came.
Me and a friend were in the house... we were both mortified.
I could not believe that I had to show him that toilet. I was so embarassed.

Just to give you an idea of how bad it was - the plumber said he had not seen a toilet that bad in a "very very long time". When he removed the paper towel (which was crusted but moist with the dark unknown substance) he was wretching...

The smell was vile.

I'm not entirely sure that he didn't puke. He might have. I know I was about to. I had to leave the room.

After that, I threw out the garbage at a public bin because the idea of that stinking bag being in/around the house until the next waste pick up was unbearable.

Later that night, a couple of the Potatoheads asked me if there was someone over in the morning cause they heard voices. ARGH!!!

THESE ARE THE DIRTIEST PEOPLE THAT I HAVE EVER MET AND THEY HAVE NO SHAME.

Honestly, now when I look at all books and movies I have read/watched romanticising the hard times and stereotypes that these people had to overcome...
I relate to the OTHER side.

The Beat Goes On...

So... now the summer begins. Sort of.
I still have about a million and one things to sort out.

Housemates are driving me up the wall. They're nice enough - but soooooo messy. Men can be dirty but women can be nasty!

Now it is time to choose the paint colour of my room. I am trying to decide between blue or yellow. I am leaning towards yellow.
Never painted walls before - Luckily, I have an experienced friend who I am bullying into helping me.

** The plan is to pretend like I'm gonna be useful until the work actually begins... and then make a dash for it until my room looks fabulous!!! **
[Unfortunately, I think that the fellow might be reading this...]

Went to BEBA LOUNGE last night with some girlfriends. I thought I had never been there before... but after stepping inside, I quickly realized that I had...
These memory lapses are all too familiar... I think that it might be my old age!!!

CONFESSION: I found the first gray hair a couple weeks ago!!! Yikes... (Okay... it wasn't really gray... but it wasn't as black as my other hairs...)

ALSO: I have changed MSN emails again... sorry about the inconvenience. You can scrap ALL the other ones from the past :-) I promise I won't be changing emails anymore...............