So THAT's What I Was Missing All These Years...

Today, I have discovered the pleasure of peanut butter. Who knew that something that looked like poo could taste to good?
All my life I have avoided peanut butter. Never liked the way it stuck to the roof of my mouth. Also, my brother loved it.

In my youth, I had a brief affair with PB after watching Meet Joe Black. Proof that Brad Pitt can convice women to do anything!
But since then, I haven't touched the stuff.

Until today.

I spread some PB on some soda crackers and now for no particular reason I'm an instant convert. [It is possible, however, that I just associate PB with Brad Pitt - Both are DELICIOUS!]

Perhaps it is true that your body changes its chemistry every 7 years. After all, I can eat bacon again and now I like PB. Or else, perhaps I am turning into my brother.

Tuna Surprise:

As a snack today, I grabbed an Ocean's Albacore Tuna SnacKit.
It was the coolest thing. "White tuna & mayonnaise, ready to eat with crackers, spoon & napkin", who could resist testing it out?

As I was eating it, I had the sensation that I was eating Ritz-wannabe crackers and some kind of cat food (specifically, Fancy Feast, the can has the same shape and size - the only thing that is missing is a picture of a frisky feline).
I don't think I'm gonna be eating tuna again anytime soon.

And if I do, then it will be dolphin friendly tuna.

[Scandal: Dolphin's off the coast of Scotland are murdering porpoises! They toss them in the air, beat their bodies and bite them to death. Poor porpoises, they're so tiny and don't stand a chance. Guess Flipper isn't so one-dimensional after all! ]

I think I'm just going to have start bringing my own salad to work.

Who am I?

I am 50% Charlotte, 40% Miranda and 10% Carrie.
How about you?

There will come a day when I will be able to drop a grand on a pair of shoes!
That day will come!!!
And when it does, I'd like to think that I will be a big person and use the money somewhere more practical or humanitarian - but come on, I am 10% Carrie after all.
I can't fight that.