I Dream of Woody:

I was at the Madison Avenue Pub and I was telling my ladies about a couple of weird dreams I had the nights before.

One Dream Sequence:
I was meeting a friend at a religion course and I accidently sat in "the forbidden seat" which was reserved for "the Chosen". I immediately had a reaction to the seat (since I was NOT "the Chosen"), and I was filled with my worst fear: creepy crawlies all over my body!
I was horrified.
And "the Leader" started chanting: Die, or just live.
In my own head, I started repeating frantically: JUST LIVE! JUST LIVE!!!
And then I opened my eyes and I was at a football game. Some sort of playoff. Our coach was corrupt and wanted us to lose the game on purpose.
I was a very big, black (think Shaq) man....
I convinced everyone on our team that we worked hard to get where we were and that we shouldn't throw it away for a few more dollars.
And we won the game.
Then I got stressed out because I didn't know how to tell everone that I was a little asian woman stuck in a black man's body....
The stress from this woke me up.

Cut back to the Madison:
My ladies were talking about how weird and detailed my dream was when all of a sudden one of them pointed at the window of our booth and said, "Oh look, it's Woody Harrelson".
And there he was, grinning at us through the glass.
Soon after, he came over with his friend and chatted with us before inviting us all up to have drinks with him.
Was I still dreaming???!

Also Upstairs with Woody: Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Jimmy Fallon.

Follow up:
Jimmy Fallon now hangs out on a regular basis with one of my sisters. [They met on a completely unrelated night at a different bar.]
How crazy is that?... I guess not as crazy as my dreams!