Nutz 101:

The squirrels at U of T are balding.

I think it's because they have some sort of secret squirrel school on campus. It would explain the balding (from stress) and also our tuition hikes (we have to pay for their education since they don't have valid currency - acorns, accepted no where).

"I Have Nothing to Wear!!!" - Seriously:

I was going through my closet this morning trying find an ensemble appropriate for the work place. After sorting through everything I came to several conclusions:

1. I have entirely too many plain blue t-shirts

2. Need to retire clothes that I bought in elementary school (that makes them almost 10 years old?!)

3. Need more socks - what happened to all of my fun socks? Now they're all plain black - how horribly boring

4. Need to throw away anything that has holes in it (same goes for clothes with "mystery" stains - the ones that never wash out)

5. If I throw away everything with holes and stains, I literally won't have anything to wear.

Donations will be accepted c/o Carol's a Poor Loser Foundation

Please let it be noted that the pants I am currently wearing are "hemmed" with staples.