You're Turning 23 and You're Not Married Yet?!

Apparently, I'm going to be a spinster with nothing to keep me company in my old age except my degrees, my menagerie and my free-loading brother.

I remember my cousin getting harassed to get married... It was terrible.
But "the Family" didn't bothered her until she was almost 30. So, naturally, I assumed I would be "safe" for at least 5 or 6 more years.
It seems, however, that with no one left to harass, I have unexpectedly been tossed into the marriage-arena and the fact that I am a student is not a valid defense.

Sorry, Family; I'm loving my freedom - No ball and chain for me!
No grandkids anytime in the near future either; That's why I brought home Mia (the 3lb dog).

Note: The concept of my parents trying to "set me up" is one of the creepiest things I can think of. Almost as creepy as the time they asked me if I wanted another brother or sister *gag*

To my Conservative Friend: Don't get me a book. Get me a mail-order-husband. Preferably old, grey and white.