Everyone Do the Titty-Tot!

If you go out for a night in Toronto, you are guaranteed to witness the various dancing rituals of the male urban specimens.
You may witness the head-bobber, the lip-biter, the fist-pumper or the b-boy-wannabe.

However, if you're lucky you will witness the rare dance of the Titty-Tot.

It takes place when stopped at a red-light. In an adjacent cab, the QT will roll down his window and reveal his nipple! Then he will proceed to rub it aggressively causing much ruckasing and laughter.
At the next red-light, he will reveal his tail-feathers. However, rather than exposing them to his chosen females, he will mistakenly show his tail to a neighbouring cab - tragically filled with other males. This will lead to conflict and chaos between the two cabs.

It is at this time, that you make your escape into the quiet of the night and put your binoculars away for another day, another dance and another man-watching fiesta.