12 Steps... 12 Steps...

Step 1: Hi, my name is Carol, and I think I have a... a... a... ARGH!!!

Alright, we'll try again another time. Until then, though, CHEERS TO FRIENDS!
But dear friends, please try to keep me from chasing random oktoberfest men in jerseys, fratmen who will also make out with my roommate, and married men who keep strippers as company...

Poor judgement, yes. Was beer involved, perhaps. But this is not a cause and effect relation.
Perhaps there are other roots to my masochist ways...

Time to settle down with a man who knows his beers, loves his hockey and knows how to treat a lady...
But I suppose that also means that I should start acting like a lady, eh?

Hhahahahhahah!!!
Eff that shit. I'm going back for more. Hold my pint for a sec, I think I just saw the Bat Signal