And a Bigot is Born!!!

I hate them, I hate them, I hate them.
Everywhere I look in Toronto, there are Irish.
Last summer, I thought it was fabulous. All these cute pasty men-children running about half-naked, drunk, and singing songs.

This summer, I want them gone!!!
Well, at least the ones in my house. They soon will be.

There are 4.
2 are currently vacationing in Cuba.
2 are in Montreal.

They have been the most disgusting pigs to live with for the past 3 months. They left garbage, junk, dirty laundry, food, drinks, empty cigarette packs all over the common areas. They muddied the bathroom floors, made the shower unusable, left hair everywhere, and unsanitary products all over the place.

Nice girls though. They're pretty and presentable.
Too bad anything they touch turns into a pile of shit.

Wanted to end things on a happy note though, so before everyone parted way, we made dinner for our Irish "guests".
I figured that even though they were nasty all summer; they'd clean up some before they left:

Happily, I was repaid with:

• Finding out they gave random MEN, keys to our ONLY WOMEN house!!!
• Having 4 or 5 Irish men squatting in their bedrooms and our basement.
• Leaving even MORE garbage EVERYWHERE.
  Rotting food, mouldy mr.noodles, crusted plates/cups/utensils, all over the kitchen, the basement, the hallways, the stairs, on the deck,...
• Discovering that they've hoarded all the cups/bowls in their bedrooms. That will be fun to clean later...
• Leaving their luggage to pick up at a later date... don't think that'll be happening. They can take it ALL tonight.

HATE 'EM. WON'T MISS 'EM. AND I HOPE THEY STAY HOME NEXT SUMMER.
Keep trashing your own island, but you're not welcome in my city anymore.

FOLLOW UP:

For those of you who are crying: racist! Those are MY people you're talking about. And we have a rich history.

I have this to say: SUCK IT!
YOU would be too if you had to clean up mouldy food, curdled milk, and pick up drinks - to have a swarm of fruit flies crawling out of the opening and literally covering the entire thing.

See how warm and fuzzy you'll still feel.

It's gonna take a whole lot more than Angela's Ashes to get over this.
Not feeling too sympathetic right now. Remember who the victim is here. (Ahem, ME!)

Possible theory that would make me a not-bigot:
The dirty Irish coming to Canada over the summer are sent AWAY from Ireland because they want to clean up the island after having those nasty buggers living with them the other 9 months of the year...