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I may look like a fool, but I feel fine.

Thursday, June 09, 2005

Summer Deck Parties!!!

There have been parties in the back ALL Week!!! How exciting!... except I'm not a partaker.
The frat guys next door have 8 Irish men boarding for the summer.
Sounds hot right? Colin Farellesque???
Beer and womanizing?


Well the beer and womanizing might be right on (they can get you to do just about anything with those adorable accents) except that I want to smack their heads with beer bottles rather than drink with them.

They have been coming home drunk - partying on their back deck - the sound carries and it's as if the party's in MY ROOM!!! arghhhh. I tell you, those accents aren't so cute when you're trying to block them out!

They recently starting a new game: Chuck our empties in the alley.
So at 2am there was a storm of glass breaking.
THIS close to calling the cops on those pototoes.

Not only this, BUT I've discovered that RACOONS enjoy partying on OUR deck. It's the freakin' Discovery Channel out there:
There were about a dozen or so of them hanging out (there is no food... so apparently they're just socializing and pooping).

The heat is getting to me. And I think I need something cold to wash it down.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is so fu-cking hot. But where are the hookers and coke?

Lets just go CRAAAZY!

12:02 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Isn't that what somebody says? In fact, I'm going to join! You can be Ralph, and I'll be Melissa and Peanut can be Bert! and I have a perfect Sneer! but of course I don't want her at the partay :D
cya chez toi

4:53 p.m.  

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