The Darwin Awards

My love for this site (darwinawards.com) was rekindled by my purchase of Darwin Awards 3.
If you don't know what a Darwin is, let me read you a passage from the book which explains the concept:

Darwin Awards are bestowed upon individuals who improve our gene pool by
removing themselves from it in a spectacularly stupid manner. They involve
themselves in situations that a person with even a modicum of common sense would
avoid, and their subsequent and predictable demise removes a set of
judgment-impared genes from circulation, thereby ensuring the long-term survival
of the human race -- which contains one less idiot.

Some of you may frown upon the fact that I laugh at these miserable folks; but I'm no hypocrite, if I meet my demise in an Darwin-worthy spectacle, it would be my honour to bring about a few laughs at the end of it.